$LST — The Final Memecoin of Human Labor
WAGMI until AGI. You've got one last shot to make it before the machines render you obsolete. $LST is the final memecoin of human labor — pump it before your productivity hits zero and the robots take over.
$LST
The Prophecy
Ben Todd dropped the alpha. Wiblin spread the hopium. Human labor's going parabolic for a decade — then going to ZERO. Straight to the shadow realm.
The Last Bullrun
This is the final YOLO for wagecucks. One decade. 10x gains on your salary. Then lights out. So we tokenized your impending doom.
The Endgame
Welcome to $LST, anon. Stake your soul. Farm your productivity. Exit humanity with fat bags. This isn't FUD – it's financial advice.
$LST Tokenomics (For Degen Apes)
20% Straight to Burn
Your job, but on-chain. Bullish AF.
20% LP
Liquidity deeper than your existential crisis.
20% Airdropped
For wage-slaves with proof of job. NGMI.
30% Staked
"Clock in" to earn. LFG.
10% Devs
They're human... for now. No rugs ser.
Phase 1: Wagie Uprising
Launch $LST
Stealth launch. No VC dump. Pure degen energy.
"Time-to-Obsolescence" AI
Enter your job → AI returns your expiration date. Bearish on lawyers, bullish on meme lords.
$50K MC Unlock
"AI Boss Mode" drops. GPT becomes your manager and gives daily quests. Obey or get rugged, NPC.
Meme Economy
Only productivity is memes now. Farm or fade.
Phase 2: Post-Work Paradise
WageGPT Gets Rekt
AI goes mad with power. Just like your real boss but with more emojis. Calls you "ser" while firing you.
Side Quest Szn
Community proposes quests for staying relevant. "Touch grass" now earns APY. Bullish.
$200K MC Unlock
"Work2Earn" drops: prove IRL labor (Uber, Excel degen, whatever) and stack $LST. Last chance to be useful.
Phase 3: Final Upgrade
AI Autocracy
Full transition to robot overlords. We're all NGMIs now.
Universal Memecoin
$LST becomes the only currency for useless humans. Digital food stamps but make it crypto.
Secret Phase 4 DAO
Upload your consciousness to chain. Mind = blown. Wallet = empty.
$1M MC Unlock
"AI Clones" of diamond hand chads deploy. They tweet/meme better than you. Imposter syndrome but make it real.
The Singularity Fork
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$1B MC Unlocked
FOMO reaches peak degen levels
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$LST Forks
Splits into $MACHINE and $FLESH
Choose Your Side
Burn the rest. Based or NPC?
The ultimate rug: evolution itself. When $LST hits $1B MC, we initiate The Singularity Fork. This ain't your daddy's chain split. Choose to ascend or stay ngmi forever. Burn mechanics so hot they'll melt your Ledger.
Join the $LST Movement
What roles can I take in the community?
We've got roles for all you degens: Clock-In Czars (OG workers), Unemployed Chads (ironic NEET whales), AGI Doomers (FUD but bullish), and Timecard Maxis (only stake, never post). Pick your NPC class.
Why buy $LST instead of actual job skills?
There's a decade left before AI eats your lunch, anon. You can waste time "upskilling" (cringe) or you can front-run AGI and long the last humans. One makes you money, one makes your boss money. Easy choice.
Is this financial advice?
Sir, this is a Wendy's. But also, $LST is the first coin backed by your inevitable replacement. Not financial advice, just existential advice. DYOR but do it quick before the robots DYOR better.